Signs, signs, everywhere signs (or, Game On!)
Because you know you need to know what the Dating Club 4 Men in Lawrenceville has been up to… an update. They are sharing all those secrets hitherto known only to women. They’ve been exposing “The Game,” bitches! Your days of confusing men is over! Oh, and they’ve been investing in more signs.
You might think that this would be enough information to help any young, socially awkward man in Lawrenceville decide whether this is the place to finally help him talk to that hottie he’s been seein’ around. But just in case he needs more information…
Check it out. This is now a “Judgement Free Zone”, yo! So take your little judgmental ass and go. Homie don’t play that. But we do play The Game. What? You heard me. Game on, baby! And we are playas. Wait, you know what this joint needs? We need another sign!
Don’t worry about what to say next. (Tell her about your beer can collection.)
Don’t worry about boring her to death. (Abort on the beer can collection, chief.)
No more awkward silences. (uh… yeah… uh…)
And no longer will your mind shut down! (Good, cause I got me my PT Cruiser parked outside and we could go, like, out sometime if you wouldn’t mind giving me your nu… damn, rebooting again.)
What we need here is another sign, because if you just knew the do’s and don’ts of The Game, you’d be layin’ pipe every weekend like a gangsta! Dang girls with their sneaky lady parts and all their do’s and don’ts and their stupid Game! If I could just learn the rules, then I could roll the dice, move my top hat, collect $200 and win!
That’s the secret, men. Playing games! Learning the do’s and don’ts. And winning. Starting Wednesday, it’s on!